Saturday, June 9, 2012

Parents! You're Spawning Brats!

Thats right you baby boomer mother lovers, you're creating a generation of soft, whiny bratlings that are now going on to the lead the human race into the future. How the fuck are we going to fend off alien invasions and zombie holocausts if the product from your loins is going to turn out to be walking tofu with the defense mechanisms of a diabetic hamster?

Simply put, with the government now employing the equivalent of Jamaican Ewoks as teachers in our public school system with the syllabus built around answering questions tailored made to allow an easy pass rate, we're not going to be seeing any members  of the Avengers coming out of our government schools.

OK, I cant blame you parents who've got your kids here. You're too poor to be fooled by the Private School system that just takes your money so that the headmasters get to suck your sweaty balls for a 20% increase in fees every year.

NOW.

You private school/international school mother fuckers.

You're supposed to be the white collar white knights of our economy. You're supposed to back up that Porche, chauffeured Mercedes and Beemers with some intellect and common sense.

You dont create a future son or daughter worth their salt buy raising spoilt brats, by interfering with the teachers or TRIPLE PARKING on the fucking main road because your brat can't walk that 50 meters to the school class room. You're holding up traffic in the whole of the neighborhood you dumbass.

This city is creating selfish, ignorant fools who unfortunately DO know how to make money. Its funny that the search for the material gold mine has made us lose our very soul as human beings. And now we have little clones who will now not only invoke their parents selfish narrow minded traits but will also add the very special talent of being as spoilt, bitching asshole when s/he grows older.

Hopefully by than I hope I'm captured by Imperial Stormtroopers or kidnapped for anal probing by some Martians. It will sure beat navigating the human ass hole traffic in 15 years time.

17 comments:

Ashley Liew said...

Please lah, there are two govt schools right outside my taman and parents from my taman deliver their kids right to the doorstep. And yes, create a bottleneck at an already congested road out to the highway. But who can blame them for not allowing their kids to take a 5-minute walk to school when ministers and polismen only pay attention to cute expat kids when there is an abduction case?

Chindiana said...

Think you missed the point Mz Liew - i meant they are spoiling the brats period, carrying their bags, giving them too much allowances as they're too busy in the office, etc. Security is security and i never want to get into out ridiculous political debates. We've got 2 sides who are corrupt and screwed. One is arrogant and living in their own world while the other manipulates the media and in my opinion is willing to use the public to achieve their own means even if it means putting lives at stake.

Thats why we should all move to Jamaica and open a chow kuey teow shop. I hear it goes well with the 'herb'

AND ya man i thought i was the only one who thought that expat boy thing was too much.

chihoo chihoo said...

oh where do i even start with this without having to resort to 'back in my day...'
all i could do is sigh and shake my head. helpless lah. and it's not just malaysian kids that i'm talking about. i think (and almost quite sure) it's worldwide (...well, 1st world at least).

Chindiana said...

Aisey how la then Chihoo? we start investing in cloning machines and then try to steal some of chuck norris' DNA?

Hamster'sNuts said...

okaylah..tomorrow we scold all of them parents for pissing the chindi off.

note: while reading your rants, sometimes i wonder...do u stop to breathe...???? ;P

Chindiana said...

Hamster! um... how come you're the second person to ask me this? must cut down on coffee maybe...

ah lim said...

wah some brat must have pissed you off haha

Chindiana said...

haha actually it was the parents of brats Ah Lim!

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Hamster'sNuts said...

um..cos your fulls stops damn far from the beginning of your sentence...hahhaaa...macam NOT breathing.

anyway, kids thesedays and thosedays are different. our time and their time. parents wanna give their kids what they never had when growing, but it comes with 'since i dont have time to spend with them, just give lah'...

also, a lot of things are affordable now with better jobs and education..but i do think that A CANE would be a good buy to have around the house. AND STOP BUGGING 'EM TEACHERS in school!!!!!

can i add one more thing...? Apparently, money also TELL and INSTRUCT teachers what to do...so teachers actually dont hafta be educated and experienced, just have to follow instructions... ;P

Chindiana said...

A cane it shall be O Nuts of the Hamster for all parents or would be parents! wait the didnt come out right...

Hamster'sNuts said...

yea...it didnt.
you sound a bit paedophile-ish.... ;P

Hamster'sNuts said...

btw!!!! the expat boy issue??? how often we hear of kids getting kidnapped and found NOT burnt to crisp, NOT chopped into pieces, NOT placed in a sports bag inserted wt foreign stuff in private parts...?

it is still a blessing, media hype or not...me thinks.

Chindiana said...

Woi! paedophile-ish?????


OK la i guess blessing la. just seemd so drama esp after his so called dismisaal from work all (the dad i mean)

Hamster'sNuts said...

AFTER...people are missing the point. He is safe, unharmed and back with his family. Thats all that matters. AFTER THAT, nothing to do with the kidnapping di..itu their hal sendiri. Masalah rumahtangga... ;P

ghoul said...

If u find a storm trooper, don't tell them where I am, but if you find an ewok, tell them i want to join them... k k?

and darn those brats.

Chindiana said...

Ghoul! you're here! haha long time man!

yes i will tell the ewoks ;)