Thursday, April 26, 2012

HOTTEST Friends of Chindiana Awards 2012

Hottest Kaki Mamak - Da Pris - One of the very few AirAngels that don't run off screaming into the night at the sight of my constipated face boarding a flight. Have known this Klang babe for a while now and always willing to to follow me to at any dodgy mamak from Klang to Jalan Pudu! 

Hottest Comic Book Geek - Acid Milk - one of the most cynical bloggers around. This geek wet dream comes with an impresive online comic book collection (illegally downloaded), the body of Wonder Woman (legally achieved with a gym membership) and some a talent for singing. Sadly she blogs no more but has now taken to sunning herself on the beaches off Kuching in little string bikinis. Thats it you geeks, put away your lightsabers and its time to get a tan!



Hottest Guardian Angel - Kat Ng - the corporate world is dog eat dog and literally this woman has helped me out countless times, fighting for me and my team while sharing our beliefs for the greater good. A trained financial analyst, Malaysian Ms Universe finalist and now a globe trotting evangelist for regional South East Asian integration and cooperation. I think she does have an invisible plane too.


Hottest Zen Master - Lady Serena - aaaah Sabah - the Land Below the Wind, Daphne Iking and that mountain. Now happily married and starting a new life in Blighty. Just a day older than me, she's another testament that age is nothing but a number. Always a great balm to my grumpy soul with those soft gentle words of wisdom, we shared many a teh tarik at Amcorp Mall. What a combo eh on a Sunday? Toy flea market, cheap books on sale and tea with a babe. Life dont come better than this!


Hottest Sales Director - Farrah J - My old Banana Leaf Sunday kaki. Gets to market high end hotels to corporate giants. From the mountains to islands she's there getting those suits to exchange their lives for some chill out time in fresh air and soft sandy beaches. Farraaaah! Where la now to cari banana leaf in Johor?

Hottest Socialite - The Princess - treks with me to one of the highest mountains on earth with no complains but whines to no end just to get someone to pump air into her car tyres. Can stand extended burning by hot stoves but squeels at anything Hello Kitty. Lives for fashion but drives a 4WD. Yeah, I'm confused too!


Hottest Friend in the US Army - Ann Wong - Just recently engaged in the US of A i think we've lost this ex model/outdoor sporty enthusiast to the might of the Land of the Free. Still msn chats with a Malaysian accent, so Malaysia Still Boleh?

Hottest Social Worker/Volunteer - Christy Singyuin - that body is sponsored by teaching kids,washing pigs and shovelling shit on farms in Laos, South Africa and soon Sarawak (we hope!) This crazy woman has dedicated her life to making a difference and makes a living as a photographer and event organiser while taking time out to work with the lesser priviledged around the region. See? you can find satisfaction saving the world (and look HAWT doing it)

Hottest Young Entrepreneur - The Vero Next Door - This girl makes me feel like a moss covered rock. When she was 26 she already ran 3 successful companies with investments in properties. Now she's going global. AND she can drink more than me! Thanks V, you just made an old man feel redundant.
NEW CATEGORY UPGRADE

HOTTEST GIRL FRIEND - Bella Butternuts! Yep, she was previously the Winner of the Hottest School Teacher award. In the running for Hottest Saint at the rate she's putting up with my shit.

FOR THE PREVIOUS HOTTEST FRIENDS OF CHINDIANA FROM 2010 GO HERE

16 comments:

The Fon said...

Does The Fon not qualify?

Ashley Liew said...

you're such a sexist. where are the man candies?!!

Chindiana said...

FON! - evil trans-dimensional beings of pure malevolence dont count!

Ash! lets make this simple.

Me = Man

Man LIKE Woman

HOT Woman = Man LIKEY

GAY man like HOT Man

Chindiana = STRAIGHT manly man who wrestles bears before breakfasts (with just a tad of moisturer)

Summary = Men HOT or NOT dont register any interest in my grey matter or other matters in the neither regions.

i think this is where YOU start your HOT lists for MEN on your blog! wahei! see what comes out of these exchanges?

The Fon said...

hahah cho cute! Fon wants to pinch your cheeks. Remind me next time i see u ok. hugs xoxo

The Fon said...

hahah cho cute! Fon wants to pinch your cheeks. Remind me next time i see u ok. hugs xoxo

J said...

Why am I not in the running for Hottest Fei Poh :(

langkau said...

whoaaaa...are they your friends? how come you never take them along for drinks with me? why? why? why oh why?

Chindiana said...

FON! - umm yes.. that is IF we ever bump into each other....

J! Fei Poh???????? what nonsense! Fei Poh i show you la one day when we are out makaning what is a fei poh.

Langkau! you that mabuk already meh? the last time we went out there were TWO girls on that list which were drinking with us. oh wait.. you ditched us and moved to that bar which had cheaper beers... :P

~Hamster'sNuts~ said...

Still waiting for my tshirt from the first list ....

Chindiana said...

um.. still printing, still printing Nutster!

C. Andres Alderete said...

My god. I think I was born in the wrong country.

Chindiana said...

haha you probably were Carlos, but you've still got an open invite for a visit anytime!

Nex said...
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Nex said...

So you'll be introducing me to one or two (which are still hot but didn't quite make the list) when you come over here in a a few days, right? XD

Chindiana said...

haha yes Nex will do. Sorry trip postponed a bit longer. Will update you on my bali trip. Its looking like early July now.

Chindiana said...

haha yes Nex will do. Sorry trip postponed a bit longer. Will update you on my bali trip. Its looking like early July now.