"Lei cho chor yat, ngo cho sap ng" - Time to move to another country when you hear a Chinese dude (or woman) say this to you, literal translation "you do something to me on the first of the month, I'll get back at you by the 15th", referencing the major prayer dates in the monthly chinese calendar. Nothing scarier after you hear two women use it in front of you - Ariel Spock, remind me never to cross you!
"Hope I dont die in Bali, no one will carry my casket even if i pay them." - Balinese man referencing the strong customs in Bali where one has to fulfill the customs and almost daily rituals and functions to gods and village neighbors of the land in order to be given a full Balinese funeral. As he is based in Jakarta, he has not been fulfilling these duties in his village of Bali which in a way leaves him an outcast.
"Fuck its too expensive to own a car here man. In Malaysia even your dog can buy a car!" - A Filipino friend who just moved to Singapore.
"Hi, do you mind if we postpone our conference call, I'm can't get back to the office because of the really bad traffic." - a nonchalant call from Manila in Philippines at the very moment a tropical typhoon was batterring the country leaving some dead and the streets of Manila flooded.