Monday, June 27, 2011

Randomness from another airport

Stardate : Today. Now. The very here and now the words tumble from my mind to these fingers.

Place : SIngapore Changi Airport, Terminal One. The public lounge area.

Singapore is a picture of utopian, clinical precision. Malaysia will never be this. Cincai dont work in this city state.

The dude in the coffee bean just in front of me has a bread crumb or flake the size of a hobbit's foot on his left lip. How can't he feel it? its distracting. I mean its flapping there as he chews his croissant. Come man, lick it, flick it off....

A young mother and her baby walk pasts and she's bored. She checks me out because I'm cute yet grumpy. She wonders what mysteries lie behind my hazelnut brown eyes. I need coffee.....

I have booked a trip to Bali at the endo of July. ANother attempt to climb the Agung volcano. Expect more accounts of pain and stupidity from me soon. Another bout of stupidity has seen me sign up for Kilimanjaro in October.

I think I may be developing female tendencies - i realized that i have about 15 pairs of shoes at home - mainly its for differing sports but still - 15. only gay men reach this stratospheric footwear ownership. wait let me break it up - i each for football and futsal, two hiking boots, 3 trail running shoes (WTF...), one Timberland, and about 7 pairs of Nikes which about 4 were sponsored. Oh and one pair of shoes for official work. Am I gay yet?

I've finished Fables to TP 15 - Willingham's losing momentum. Reminds me of Gaiman whose now just a reteller of his old tales but a great marketeer nontheless and only claim Sandman as his his peak.

I should get back to writing. Hope the blank space in my mind is not due to my sudden addiction to Bubble Paradise on facebook.....



23 comments:

ah lim said...

15 PAIRS OF SHOES?!!!
anyways, your not gay... just metrosexual?

BellaBanana said...

ah lim, you're right. 15 pairs of shoes makes him metrosexual.

HOWEVER! noticing a crumb cum flake on another man's lip...?

that's gay.

Chindiana said...

AH LIM!!!! I dont think metrosexuals have that many trail and hiking boots. the sun spoils their complexion!

Mz Banana! thank you -_-

Nex said...

erm, thanks to your influence, I now have more than that...for the record, I used to be perfectly happy to wear my ONE pair of Camel boots to work, to hike, to official functions, and to do gardening. The only other pair of shoe I had was a POWER brand trainers which I use for ALL sports...


Now? Hmmm...I won't even bother to list them out...

I BLAME YOU CHINDI!!!!!!

ah lim said...

maybe metrosexual males have hiking/trail boots so that they are not called gay? :P

but seriously, nowadays if guys don't have different pairs of shoes for different occasions or look presentable, who would want him. I've gotta change too... this sucks.

langkau said...

i hope you didn't notice the buffalo fat glistening on my lips after that walk last year. and shoes. you're like Mr Imelda, man.

really, i don't know what to say.

Anonymous said...

Nex!!! I think we've stumbled upon the mystery of women's unsatiable appetite for footwear - it a balm to you sole :P

Ah Lim wei!!!! Jangan cari pasal! Cover up my gayness my ass.... But come, follow me and we go shoe shopping!

Another thing la, at least half my shoes are sponsored la. Its not like I hang around Vincci like a hungry cat...

Sorry Langkau, I'm sure your lips were sexy but I was too busy looking at the hot rice, maggi and chap ah pek. And who bought a new pair of Solomons lately?

ah lim said...

somebody going anonymous...

Tak berani cari pasal. hahaha

I don't like shopping, choosing is the worst. I prefer target shopping. Enter>Grab>Pay>Leave>Done (even better if it has 70% discount :P)

not half sponsored lar, 4 out of 15 is like 1/3 sponsored.

women has the excuse of buying shoes to look good for men to oogle at... what do we have for an excuse ar?

Chindiana said...

I just wanna look good for you AH LIM! WAHAHAHAHA!

fuk...

sorry how that anonymous thing happned.

I remain always,

Chindiana (except to my momma)

BellaBanana said...

Anonymous.????
bwahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa

now now chindi, did you get yourself locked OUT from your blog...? hehe

so cute all these men discussing shoes.

ah lim said...

Well they say women judge men by their shoes... soooooo

Nex said...

Really? And here I thought all along women judge men by the size of their...





















wait for it...























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wallet

ah lim said...

Dunno man. I really don't know. Women folk perplexes me. Women are a different species altogether. Is it the shoes or wallet or looks or whatever...

I'm thinking all will be good if we're created asexual, u know... not female not male, asexual. So if i can't get a woman, i just turn myself into a woman and get a man. LOL!

Nex said...

A good number of men/women already do that.

They are call 'Bi'...

Chindiana said...

What the hell have i created??? Ah Lim -the first man in Kota Kemuning to want to be turned in an asexual creature, wandering the earth, looking for love, changing sexes at will to find the perfect soul mate among the XYs and XXes moving listlessly on this earth, lonely, restless and cursed to a life of pathological dreaming of neverending yearnings.

And Nexo, you brave man, I'm not getting into this Wallet vs Shoes debate. You will be incurring the warth of the Angry Birds.

(but just between us it's size of shoes in bars after the 5th whisky, condition of shoe from 9-5pm and wallet 24-7)

Bella Banananananas! what to do? no coffee or lunch yet and want to reply comments.... This diet is no good...

ah lim said...

You've created Man Monsters LOL

BellaBanana said...

METROSEXUAL MONSTERS, ah lim. METRO-SEXUALS.

ps: and no we dont judge men by their um...shoes or umm...feet...or wallets too. but it'll be good to HAVE a wallet to keep all those damn cards! *wink*

(iklan intermission ini ditaja oleh www.KementerianChindiShoeBisexual.com.my.)

ah lim said...

NOTED: Mr. Diana Chin is Creator of Metrosexual Monsters.

LOL... Tak boleh tahan

BellaBanana said...

sekejap lagi we'll receive another ANONYMOUS warning..

bwahahahhaha-tak boleh tahan(part 2)

note : i hereby tender my resignation from commenting further on this post, in lieu of 1minute notice. Terima kasih for the entertaiment.

Saya yang menurut perintah,
KawanMrDianaChin.

Chindiana said...

Bloody Hell!!!!!

Now you clowns start dragging up Diana Chin into the picture! your collective memories are quite good... -_-

langkau said...

weiii...you ungkit my salomon pulak...way below the belt and knees lah...that shoe i used to go to work (more than hiking). so that means i only have three pairs of shoes la (the other two is kasut kahwin and kasut jogging/futsal)...see, tidak sampai tahap metrosexual. not even sampai tahap metro, let alone sexual. hahahaha....

LCB said...

i have at last count , 87 pairs of shoes...how lah???

Chindiana said...

Langkau! dont la merajuk! I'm just playing! :P

LCB ! 87????????????????? you dont happen to be a US size 9?