Friday, April 1, 2011

They are late...

... and i am sitting in the cafe and i am hungry and i 've had two black coffees and i am restless and i need another massage and a steam bath and a sauna and i badly need to sweat and am not sure if the dumplings i bought from that old lady last night was dog meat or not as i could not finish it and the insides looked weird and that cute girl at the tour counter has cute dimples and the longest whitest legs ever she needs sun but still cute dimples and i really am hungry and hve that craving for the kuew teow at FAM Kelana Jaya the one with the old aunty with the scar on the right side of her face which I am told she cut in a bar fight with Wolverine when she called him a faggot for drinking a Stella instead of Guinness Stout but sometimes we just need to be open to the worlds inadequecies did i spell inadequet correctly fuck if i am care they are late and i've got a 3pm meet in another cafe which means another coffee but damn those girls on the little bikes are cute and i love it the way those short skirts sorta ride up the..... sorry Girlfriend...... when the bike ride so smoothly along the roads in this lovely capital and fuck they didnt hve the decency to at least let me know they're late bet they went to the wrong hotel but fuck i've emails and sms to prove i gave them the correct directions maybe they need something that i cant think of now i really wanted to say something smart but the club next door only stopped my walls from reverberating at about 4am this morning maybe i will go in there tonight and see what the fuss is all about but last night when i passed by the tough looking guys outside made me think twice bad marketing motherfuckers men in black jackets sell nothing except cheap motorbikes to morons who Supermen their way to stolen handbags fuck it i need food.

UPDATED 1.36pm (Vietnam time), 1st April 2010

They were on time and my watch was on Malaysian time. Motherfrodo.....

10 comments:

ah lim said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

langkau said...

Tiu lah...this is hilarious!

Chindiana said...

glad you two like it..... how do you spell Dumbass? That's me right there with a capital D. maybe sohai, or moron, kepala panggan...

LCB said...

Chin-doh...!

BellaBanana said...

you need help with punctuation cos i had problems reading without blinking afraid of accidentally skipping a line which could have distorted my eyesight hence having to claim for lifetime disability from socso tima kasih and i charge cheap.

teacher mode activated:
adequate / inadequate / inadequacy

Chindiana said...

Yes thank you LCB. Quite brilliant actually....

Bella! thanks yous and terima kasihsssssssssss for the correctionalismssssss!

J said...

So this is Chindi after 2 strong coffees? I wonder what will happen if you ever drank 3 or 4?

Chindiana said...

i talk even faster then i normally do and I am told I start doing the 'birdman' dance from Zainal ABidin's 'Hijau'. oh no wait, thats when i am drunk.....

Nex said...

"They were on time and my watch was on Malaysian time"

You're suffering from delusions of adequacy? :P

Chindiana said...

dont we all suffer some sort of delusions Nex?