Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Politicians the greatest champions of race and religion

In my youth and even now I go out with friends who are Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, Christians, Catholics and Jedi. We call each other Melayu Gila, Kaki Toddy, Babi Cina and um... Geek. We call each other what would seem racially explosive names while we mamak on teh tarik and canai, cursing football clubs, drooling at women and more cursing at our self appointed warriors of virtue and champions of the People - our local politicians. No matter what we say we are friends first and alway will be and the name calling comes from years of camaraderie built on a history of drunken escapades, stealing rambutans, breaking into girls boarding schools, breaking up each other's fights and standing our ground together on the football field in Kirby Estate with a hostile crowd spitting at us.

I am sorry the only People's Champion I recognise is The Rock. I dont need narrowminded ignorant posturing that is setting us on an expressway back to the dark ages in the name of THE PEOPLE or the country.

You smell what THE PEOPLE are REALLY cooking Ibrahim Ali?

I vote that that in future the only people to qualify for public office are fairy tale characters. At least they have something to teach us than these clowns we have.

Snow White for President?

9 comments:

J said...

LOL. Then the 7 dwarfs as the Cabinet Ministers ah?

The Fon said...

Is this a sign for The Fon to run for office? Hmmm

Chindiana said...

Haha yes J, Dwarfs as cabinet ministers, 3 Blind Mice as Minister of Environment, Alice in WOnderland as Trade Minister and the Little Mermaid as Defense Ministry. This list could go on!

You're not a fairy tale FON, just a natural disaster...

J said...

BTW, are we supposed to go walking/ hiking this weekend? (I'm only free on Saturday)

Chindiana said...

saturday morning? meet you at gasing 8am? alternatively ifyou're a late riser we can start at 330pm.

J said...

8am should be fine. Will call you for details soon. :)
(Oh, but first of all: how long will walk take and is it very tough? Normal sports shoes can, right?)

Chindiana said...

can do one hour or up to 2 hours. depending on your mood! bring running shoes if you have la if not then any other gym shoes can also!

langkau said...

is Papa Smurf a fairy tale character? i want him to be the cabinet minister. what about Mumraa and Skeletor?

Chindiana said...

Can la Langkau, they are already fairytale characters to some of us already. Isn't Mum Raaa already the Chief MInister of Sarawak?