I need an out from the corporate world. maybe in two years as i still have some things i need to accoplish before i One Finger Salute Corporate Industry for a life of paid writing where one can live life scratching one's nether regions at 10 in the morn with nary a care for the world.
i would need to specialize of course. A ranting random blog does not feed a concentrated and specialized need in this fast food world. Blog would either have to be :
1. About booze - DONE already - damn you Thirsty Blogger
2. About Food - i hate eating as its a pain. would love to just live on cold beer and crisps and the occasional banana leaf lunch. And J's blog is soooo extensive its scary!
3. About sex - am not a thorough sex hound like that Gutter dude. Nor do i have a daily thirst for tits and ass. I like midgets remember -_-
4. About dating - fuck that - my dates all involve cold beer, mutton curry and drunken bouts of pool in a smoky bar.
5. About fashion - would last 3 blog posts - Factory Outlet Shopping, Scamming Free Nike from LCB and the Malaysian office, Reject Shop shopping. Maybe another how to recycle the 'shirts' that my mum and aunties buy for me for festive seasons.
6. About sports - would not last - do not care for the romance of sports since I know the back end of it all. About playing sports the blog would last 2 posts - The Challenge Begins : Sports and the Glory of a Morning Run!, Blog post #2 - Rehab: Never Run Without A Warm Up.
7. Travel and adventure - do not have enough content for true holiday locations - blog would be probably cover best taxis, best budget hotels and cheapest bar in a holiday district. Possibly which airline has cutest stewardesses.
dammit i want to write for a living! get free invites to cheat on blog hits and live from home, waking up at odd hours and releasing a book based on bull shit content just because i recorded 50,000 hits a day.
But sadly, this will not happen. So with 15 regular readers a day I now have no choice but to kill any blogger who has more hits than me. That's right Kenny Sia, you used to be fat fuker, I'm coming for your ex fat ass now.....
* Friendly famous bloggers like J and Kim are of course safe as I AM prejudiced and am strictly full of shit sometimes...
Siiiighhhh.... the things one gets from eating too much mi soto for breakfast.....
Btw, Jakarta says Good Morning folks.