I am now in Manila.
The evil FON motherlover asked me to find the legendary Hobbit House. Because of some huge citywide convention I am in a hotel on the infamous Burgos street. Old FONster had asked me to take a photo of the place with a midget holding up a sign with his name. Even Bella asks me for the same thing when she found out my mission for the day. The FON also wanted a t-shirt if possible.
My conversation with the concierge:
"Excuse me, do you know this bar called the Hobbit House?"
"The WHAT sir?"
"The HOBBIT HOUSE. All the waiters are midgets. I think the bar tenders are too".
"ummm... there are midgets around.. but......"
"nono i MEAN the BAR is sort of RUN BY MIDGETS. Its famous."
"But sir there are many bars on this street. Many pretty girls."
"nononono.... DUDE I want to find the Hobbit House only. The one with the midgets!"
"............................................ , uuhhhhh........ but... sir, why do you like midgets? This street all the girls are REALLY VERY PRETTY".
mother fuck............ -_-
I went down the street looking in futility. I came back quickly to check online (which i should have done earlier and find out that the Hobbit House is further than i thought i was). BUT i do get funny looks from the concierge, door security and that nice lady at the cafe. Damn these hotel staff like to gossip. Now they think I am a Frodo fucker.
fuk man. Is it ME? how the fuck do I get into these things?????????
FON? You're a curse man.