Saturday, February 26, 2011

Uhh.... i have a girlfriend, what do I do with it?

After 6 years as a lone wolf, a rogue Numenorean Ranger wandering the Plains of Life solo, I find myself with a girl friend.

It has been so long where i have a co-pilot, a Robin to my Batman, a Chewie to my Solo, a Jim Niendhart to my Bret Hart (wrestling reference. Jutin Bieber fans move along). What do I do?

Do I have to water her 3 times a day?

Put her out in the sunlight in the mornings?

Send her to BMW for tuneups every 10,000 km?

I am pretty sure I have to put her in line for that Bikini Bod Babe List when I head to the islands...

22 comments:

LCB said...

About bloody damn time.... Don't f-up like I did...

BellaBanana said...

For you..
A one time show only..here goes...

Everybody was kung-fu faiiiii-ting
*hiak!
Those cats were fast as laiiiihaiiiit-ning
*hiak hiak

In fact it was a little bit frightning
*hiak
But they fought with expert taiiiiming
*hiak hiak waachaaaa waaaachaaa bing bang te bah bohhhhhhhh

Malaysia boleh yo!
i need coffee..

LCB said...

What do you get when you cross a banana and a Chindian? ....

ah lim said...

Chindiana?

Since you already have a girlfriend, please channel all application for bikini bod babes to me. TQ :P

C. Andres Alderete said...

Nice work, sire! I think you have to buy them things.

Chindiana said...

Thanks LCB and um... for the other one I have no idea but why do I keep getting visions of your brother?

Bella, um... Malaysia Boleh and Majulah Bercouple-an Untuk Negara!

Ah Lim! I can tell you this BBB exercise will only get you in trouble. Trust me, its from experience!

Thanks Carlos! Yes I have heard of this need to give offerrings ever so often. I wonder if its true it must be done a stone alter after a sacrifice of virgin ducks...

Ashley Liew said...

Woohoo!! You go, Chindy! Be nice now

J said...

Um. Congrats? And be good! :P

Chindiana said...

Ash! you're the second person to tell me to be nice in the same day! why la? am I that evil?

oh wait and with J that makes it THREE! (be nice and be good must mean same thing)

J said...

Oi. You did ask "What do I do?"...
so we all answered u with some um, general advice.

Don't be so sensitiveeee. :P

Jun-E said...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Congrats bro!!!

Ashley Liew said...

yeah, why are u still being such a sensitive prick now that you're happily attached?

haha, i kid i kid. enjoy each other's company and ummm, be nice.

Chindiana said...

haha ok la ladies thanks! and YES i will be nice.

ghoul said...

I think it means you have to loosen up a bit, yo?

loosen up your mood
loosen up your time
loosen up your wallet
loosen up your .. err everything lar...

word verification: cowfo

p.s. one more to the Dark Side... *sighs* Hehe

Nex said...

A few quotes comes to mind:

"I've got a very baaaaad feeling about this..."

“That’s no moon"

"You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!"

And last but not least - "May the Force be with you." (you're gonna need it)

:P

Chindiana said...

Ghoul! yes i am working up on the loosening up bit except the wallet of course. I am still a cheap shit.

Aiyo here we go the Mountain Man Jedi quoting the Force! I think I'm in the "You're all clear kid..." state of mind.

Eh Nexo i might be in KK for a day on the 12th March. You there? I leave for Brunei possibly the next day.

Nex said...

March 12 is trhe start of the first mid term school holidays.

Yes I'll be around. How many days will you be staying in KK?

Chindiana said...

It would either be a quick stop over or just one night. I'm transitting on the way to Brunei. I'll call you la may need you advice how to get to brunei from KK as I heard AA has cancelled flights from KK to Brunei.

LCB said...

Ding ding ding! Correct answer to Ah Lim!

Banana + Chindian = Chindiana !

Have fun kids ;)

Chindiana said...

-_- LCB.......

Eh see you tomorrow! 730pm sharp!

langkau said...

er...what's a girlfriend?

Chindiana said...

Thats why I'm trying to figure out Langkau old chap. Its been a while too eh??