Thursday, December 2, 2010
I Need A Holiday
Another coupla months to go and that holiday in Cuba should be a welcome reprieve! That, or a sacrificial offering of 1,000 nubile virgins. No wait, make that 1,000 skanky pole dancers. With tassells.
My health is taking a beating too! After years of thinking I was Wolverine on Kryptonian steroids I finally succumbed to this little ole thing called Age. I went to the docs for a stomach scope last week. It looks like tum-tums isn't processing food fast enough hence my bloated disposition. (its not too much beers!). It seems it's stress related. Blood tests are taken, an ultra sound is done (liver - check! kidney check! :). I now have a list ten miles long on foods that i cannot eat which includes all curries, carbonated drinks, cauliflower, roti canai, hokkien mee and bak kut teh!!!!!!! This is where I embark on a new career as a cow. Lead me to some green green pasture yo.
I am just heading out to the docs for the results of my blood tests. Then head back to the office for meetings, meetings and maybe another meeting in the evening. After that I have s couple of hours to kill before I crash for the day.
Anyone know where I can find pole dancers in KL?