Thursday, November 11, 2010

I Need A Sugar Mummy...

Really. I need someone to take care of all my material needs. Why not? I'm slightly grumpy but can be charming when I want to. And I'm told I clean up nice.

But.......

at my age what would qualify as a sugar mummy would probably be:

1. A 60 year old Datin whose a season pass holder to Clinic Botox Siu Siu

2. Sean Connery in a wig

3. Some chick that turns into sparkly diamonds under sunlight

4. Yoda's mother

AND if i am REALLY desperate...

5. A 70 year old transvestite in a wheelchair

13 comments:

J said...

Quickly find one now before your lists degenerates further.

Chindiana said...

Help me J, you're my only hope! :p

BellaButterNuts said...

i agree with J.
QUICK!

Chindiana said...

Wei u people make it sound like there's an aisle marked 'SUGAR MUMMY' at my 7-Eleven!

J said...

Chindi> What? Do I look like Obi Wan Kenobi to you? :P

BellaButterNuts> High five! :)

Nex said...

Who says sugar mummy need to be an older woman?

Loads of young, lonely 30something 40+ Real (lonely, and horny) Housewives around... :P

Chindiana said...

i need money Nex, not play agony aunt to a bunch of disillusioned women! but as long as they show me the money i can be whoever they want me to be....

BellaButterNuts said...

high-5ing back!

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