Monday, September 20, 2010

Alycia's Excellent Adventures

OK since i am cheap I am attempting to use my incredible writing skills to get me out of buying a baby gift for Peekz who at this very moment is at home going through painful contractions awaiting the birth baby Alycia.

This is mainly for Peekz to keep her company while she sits home in slight discomfort. References might seem vague to you guys so you might get a little bored.

Anyway Peekz, this is for you!

Alycia's Most Excellent Adventures

Once upon a time......

Baby Alycia impatiently kicked Mommy as Mommy sat down for a banana leaf lunch at Kanna Curry House. Alycia could feel something urgent in the air. Mommy could be in a spot of bother. The evil FON, the Master of Mutant Muffins was last scene skulking the neighborhood only weeks ago. Mommy had lost her super powers many moons ago. Back in the day Mommy was known as Mighty Mouse. The smallest street fighter who could out fly, out fight and out Kryptonite Superman. The FON however wanted to create a toddy manufacturing cartel in the heart of Klang. Mighty Mouse had fought it off but not before the FON had sneaked in some of his magic muffins into Mighty Mouse's head quarters. After a long day and battle weary Mighty Mouse had walked in and taken a bite from what looked like a banana chocolate muffin and after the initial shock, found herself on the floor and stripped of her powers.

But Mommy is still MIGHTY and had reinvented herself as the best street fighter in Klang, PJ and some say in Batam. She met daddy soon after. Alycia did not see daddy much as he was a WereTransformer. He was a Honda Civic R-Type in the morning and would only return to human form at night.

Mommy worked for The Grinch but Alycia normally heard Mommy refer to him as Grumpy Bugger, Moody Boss or sometimes just Cibai. He was friends with the FON but because he was so grumpy all the time he could not see that the FON was an evil genius, a mad culinary scientist who slept on mattresses stuffed with foreign currency from all the lands he had plundered in a dark majestic room in his castle on Penang Hill.

Alycia could not wait. She had another week to go but she had to put her battle plans together. How was she going to fight an evil genius when she was still suckling?


5 comments:

BellaButterNuts said...

ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahaahahahaa
Macam Kick-Ass!

Mummy might just give birth NOW after bursting out in laughter!
you're good for inducing labour la.

Anonymous said...

hahaha the FON is my hero, evil he is...hmmmm

Chindiana said...

good for inducing labor eh Bella? Can I put that on my resume? wahahahaha!

OMG, the FON has disciples???? scary......

plain jane said...

let's just hope alycia's first word is not cibai...

Chindiana said...

it wont be her first Jane, but ...... aiyo better not go there. The mum reads this blog sometimes.