Sunday, June 27, 2010

Top 5 Names of GROs

Names of various Guest Relations Officers I have encountered in the past. All in the course of work of course. I have left out Fanny and Apple as its just too common.

1. Scarlett - some expensive place in Hong Kong. Kept insisting she was Korean.

2. Fish - Named after that Hong Kong or Taiwanese singer. How come I don't see any Angelinas or Megans? Wait, do these girls watch ONLY Hong Kong and Korean dramas?

3. Twinkle - surprisingly a Malay girl with a very Chinese Hong Kong Style handle. In Delta Club a few years back.

4. Yoyo - Loves fat old white dudes. Patient and funny in a juvenile way. Would be great in nursing homes. My old fat white friend whom she was entertaining said that the name suits her as she likes going up and down -_- . To be found at Merseyside Bar near that Kelana lakeside area.

5. Pimple - Look I REALLY tried to tell her that naming herself after a zit is just not cool. Considering that my Cantonese is equivalent to that of a 3 year old raccoon it was no wonder she kept treating me like a retard, as i THINK she was trying to explain to me (very sincerely and patiently) that it sounded cute. Some place in KL - too long ago to remember where. The name just stuck.

14 comments:

Ashley Liew said...

LOL. You got me at Pimple.

But that's nothing compared to what my ex boss told me. She once received a phone call from HK, a girl named...

Wait for it...

Pu...

Nope, not Pussy.

Yes, you guessed it.

Miss Pubic.

Sometimes you just gotta give it to them Hong Kongers and Ah Lians for such creativity

BellaButterNuts said...

you left out Apple, Berry, Piano and um...CHASTITY. wait thats not a popular name, thats just errr...weird.?

Chindiana said...

WTF... Ms Pubes eh? what the hell are these women thinking off!

Bella - Apple to common. eh wait these names must be real person either you or someone realible you know you met.

BellaButterNuts said...

real laaaa....
Chastity and Piano were beauty pageant contestants. Some Miss Chinese Intercontinental something something pageant la.

Apple was sister to Berry. And their surname is Kok. (menggeleng head)

Also met one Piano who was selling ciggies..those ciggie chicks la that walks into bars with annoyingly flat tummies in those superhero-chick knee high boots.
aku jealous.

and er...i no understanding you mr chindi..
"..realible you know you met.."

hikhikhikhikhikhikhik
forgive me for i have laughed & sinned. ;P

cheers!

J said...

Erm. How many GROs have you met to be able to quantify properly what are the top 5 most common names??

J <--- Not being judgemental, just curious. :P

Chindiana said...

OKOK set so we open up an contest to Ah Lian names then! Lets see if we can get any more Ah Lian/Hong Kongers names. I'll compile a top twenty or top ten list depends how many i get. All names must have short detail of who or where this person does or exist.

J! It's just top 5 i have met la and i think total i've met like 10 only over the past 5 years since i started hanging around dodgy people.

peekz said...

well.. I've actually know a "Haze" (from HK), met an "Apple" before at a pub (from PJ) and was introduced to a guy who named himself....


"HYMEN"

No kidding; he's from China!

Anonymous said...

Met some1 fren named 'Hon Ni' in d pub ...

ah chan said...

I think Ms Pimple mistook it as Nipple.

Chindiana said...

Peekz! HYMEN??????? .....
Is it something in the Hong Kong/China water?

Anon! Hon Ni as in Horny? doesn't sound like Honey..

Welcome back Ah Chan! Dunno if Pimple is better than Nipple. Damn, I think there is a country song in there somewhere...

FON said...

damnit chindee these gurls sound like they're the type who will shave their head bald and join a cult.....

Chindiana said...

Bloody hell FON, that's another list altogether - Women in Asylums Touched by The FON

C. Andres Alderete said...

Maybe Pimple was going for "Dimple" but missed her mark. Maybe one day you'll meet a "Fish Pimple" and know not to take her home. Hey-O!

Chindiana said...

The scary part is SOMEWHERE there probably IS is Fish Pimple out there, pursing ruby red lips, purple eye liner framing feet long fake lashes looking for a rich man to bring her fortune and prosperity.

Unless of course she is another Hong Kong Canto Pop singer...