Last night I shouted at a comedian on stage informing him helpfully that "YOU SUCK!".
"Well that's what you get for paying 15 bucks!" came the retort. He paused, and i braced for the impact of being put in my place by a man who makes his living on humor and lighting wit.
He kept pausing.
Scratched his head and said, "I have no comeback to that."
Yea I AM a grumpy fuck but I just can't put up with smug folks who crack when its time to represent. There is already too much bullshit in the world without finding out that that comedian on stage is nothing more than a Russel Peters regurgitating little wanker. Comedians are supposed to be cool and worldly. They make us laugh at our best and worst moments.
I never do this shit but Malaysian comedians think they are funny, with most resorting to racial jokes in attempts so elicit laughter from a crowd fueled up on happy hour beers.
Why did I say he sucked? Well the arse had the tough luck of following up after OTHER arseholes.
C'mon man, a Chinese dude TRYING to be a Russian, a fucking talking puppet called Ali and a Liverpool Supporter half attempting to dis MU fans.
The bottom line is these guys do not tell jokes from true experiences or even observation of real life. They have not LIVED their jokes. They just picked and copied shit from already old jokes from every mamak stall and Starbucks. I found it easier to shit out a bag full of bricks then to be able to understand most of their jokes which were essentially bending facts to suit their punchline. Velvet last night was Lame-O Central. There were a coupla of hot MILFs though which explained Tree Huggers happy smile during the entire show. ( ok i hv NO IDEA where THAT came from)
Comedians are supposed to be reflect our inner humour. They say things we normally say in our heads. Except they have a better punchline and a sense of timing. So when comedians drift away from reality and start pandering to their own egos then I think its OK for us to then verbalize what's in our minds even if it is informing them that they would suck the sweat off a baboon's balls to get a laugh.