Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Chow Ah Beng

I never knew the Chinese had a name to describe extreme Ah Beng mentality.

Chow Ah Beng's are louder, fouler, ruder then their normal Ah Beng brethren. They are more moronic and their hair is extra spiky and blonder than regular Ah Bengs. They also occasionally embrace the fashion palette of drunk monkeys and gay pirates of the Caribbean. They serve no real purpose besides reminding young children of the perils of shagging one's own cousin. Normal Ah Beng's at least are good mechanics, electricians and numero uno pirated DVD peddlers.

This scientific research conducted in Klang and Petaling Jaya and feedback sought from Chinese in these areas who have verified and actually given statements on the Chow Ah Beng culture.

8 comments:

ghoul said...

Chow Ah Beng,

whar, which stinky ah beng offended you now?

(Chow means stinks)

word verification: odednes

Chindiana said...

They're all over man. Esp the punk who sold me the cinema copy of The Losers, IP Man and Its Complicated (its not for me).

ghoul said...

I have a favourite shop for DVDs, so no problem there. Just returned a Star Trek because i couldn't view it and he gave me a new movie in return :P

"Good quality or not?"
"Ai ya, this not one good yet. Come back next time. But this movie already clear lah."

word verification: entyl

Nex said...
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Chindiana said...

umm... maybe so but another new word I just discovered is : elitist smartass...

Nex said...
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Chindiana said...

Sorry forgot to mention judgemental.

Dont come to my house and diss me la.

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