We had started a weekly WIP meeting for an event we were organizing. All relevant parties were in attendance - the cops, city hall, etc. An elderly Indian gentleman from a local association was about half and hour late.
Everyone was getting bored twiddling their thumbs so I make the call.
"Sir, are you coming?"
"Yes, YES, I'm on the way!"
"Will you take long?"
"Yayaya on the way, on the way!"
"How long will you take sir? Everyone is here already."
"These things take time aayah, it takes time!"
When I grow old I'm going to be cool just like him....