Monday, April 19, 2010

This Blackberry Thing

Well I've got one now. Pressured by my staff from both sides of the Straits of Malacca who have been campaigning for me to answer their emails promptly and not shooting off replies when I come back semi coherent after drinking in a pub way past midnight.

It's cute when Peekz and Elle escorted me to Curve and did all the research for me and even picked up the model for me. I just stood around, walking around the toy and book shops until they called me to come pay for my new Bold 2.

So, has it changed my life? Well I can update my blog sitting on a toilet anywhere in Malaysia. I can quickly respond to facebook comments and there's this really cool torch light feature that I can use to shake around in the dark when I can't sleep at night. Oh and occasionally I do answer my staffs email queries on time.

However it's annoying when I'm walking in a public place and the busy sounds of beeping, chiming and pings come from my crotch area as if my balls are giving a blow job to R2D2.

Moving on...

It remains to be seen if the BB will change my life. I'm not a gadget person. My Neanderthal tendencies to have more of an affinity with more physical pursuits such as tearing ligaments playing futsal, reading the latest DC comics event of the year and the occasional collectable statues and ACTION figures of Clone troopers and Japanese ninja chicks with breasts like twin submarines. All very real and physically available things. Not various virtual applications that help you kill virtual gophers or find out if your accounts clerk had tea or fresh toddy in that coffee shop down the street only last week (yes there is some application which does this).

Also Elle downloaded most of the apps for me and for some reason my calendar now pings at 8am every day there is a rave party in town (with location and time). If you want to know who is playing in Zouk anytime of the week give me a call.

And NO I dont give out my Pin to anyone who is not from work or is not a ninja babe with boobs like twin submarines.

6 comments:

ah lim said...

Ok wat, two gals picked a phone for you while you window shop and you just pay for it. So easy... Can't complain.

Josie said...

dude, silent all the other notifications and just use the LED alert instead.

btw, i have your pin and i'm not your staff, so does that make me a ninja babe? lol.

Chindiana said...

Ah Lim! I DIDN'T complain re girls shopping for me. I is happies campers :D

Josie! Well if you can disintegrate leeches with your Super Ninja Stomping Action feature I guess you ARE a Ninja Babe. Man... now i got to give Geri her Ninja Babe membership card too...

ah lim said...

So nice. 2 girls escort you and do research for you...

Nex said...

OMG! They turned you into Paris Hilton!

*cancel processing of Chindi's Real Men(tm) honorary membership*

ah lim said...

hahahahahaha