Thursday, January 21, 2010

Legion Movie Review



Thank God (sorry sir) this was a comp ticket. What I thought would be an Angel vs Angels turkey shoot using M84s or is that an M94 rocket launchers just turned out to be an insomniac's wet dream.

This shoulda been an all out actioner with pure violence and creative ways angels could get offed by a bunch of diner patrons.

Instead we get a show that's disjointed and boring as fuck. I went with Chewie and within 15 minutes of the movie we were taking bets who was going to get offed in what sequence. Only when we realized that every character was taking turns making some pseudo babble speech that we started hoping that they ALL would get offed.

Stupid waste of time. Save the money for 2 Ramly Burgers Extra Extra Spesel, one Egg Banjo and two Milo ais (kurang manis boss).

9 comments:

LM said...

Oh damn..... have not visited ure blog since december.... and now that i'm here, just read abt legion and my show's tomo night. sighz. :(

ah lim said...

sure or not 1 ticket can buy 2 Ramly burgers extra extra spesel, 1 egg Banjo and 2 milo ais (kurang manis)??

Chindiana said...

LM! suggest you have a coupla beers first to dull the pain!

Ah Lim! - ok ok, MINUS the egg banjo and one milo ice!

ghoul said...

Hahahaha. I was hoping it will be a great movie. Now i'll just wait for the DVD lar. But I want the movie poster, though. Chindy, time to pull some strings, okay? :)

Word verification: cingal

LM said...

Beer? It wont work lor.
Should have taken some substance that'll kill loads of brain cells, then maybe i would find the movie really fantastic ler! Maybe....

Chindiana said...

Ghoulie! Who the distributor? I cari for you.

LM! haha! itu barang you can even enjoy a documentary on turtles giving birth!

ghoul said...

It's Columbia Tristar Films.

Ai yo, my source for movie posters dried up already. So sad :(

word verification: thedoa (no kidding... the prayers?)

ah lim said...

Looking at the abs on the poster you might want to skip even the Ramly burger and only get milo kosong hehe

Chindiana said...

GHoul! will check!

Ah LIm - i ain't skipping no burgers for a poster man!