1. "You mean you like toys? That's so cool! You ever heard of the Spawn Series?"
2. Chindi - "Be careful, if you let go of the rope you'll hit the rocks below."
Girl X (after looking at the steep fall) - "Guess I wont have time to feel any pain huh?"
3. Chindi Part 2 - "FAK! just hold on! don't let go! Dont swing away from the rocks!"
Girl X (says calmly as she looks at the 200 meter fall onto jagged rocks below) - "Ummm... I think I'm getting a little scared now..."
Chindi - "Ahhhh, I'll have to grab your bum to pull you in!!!"
Girl X (just as calmly as earlier - "yeah sure, grab it now please."
4. Imagine this - I'm 17, the best female runner in the state calls out to me from the field - "Chindi, why you going back so fast? Wanna follow me get canai after I warm down?"
5. ~Nokia ring tone~ "Hey I'm at the London comic Con. They've got the Vader replica light saber on sale. Do you want one? I think I can get it packaged with a Clone trooper mini bust also."
Another reason why i'm still single?