Re: I mean you no harm
If you see me signaling and moving into your lane it is because I am changing lanes to pass:
a. A stationary vehicle parked on the side (normally an 18 wheeler whose illegal immigrant driver is passed out from pulling a 48 hour shift)
b. Overtaking a slower vehicle (a Datin driving the Harrier that her husband bought her to distract her from his excursions to the Pink Lady Lounge)
c. Planning to make a turn (not all roads lead to the Great Malaysian Mega Sale)
I AM NOT however:
a. Challenging your person/ego/self worth/
b. Disrespecting your family or ancestors
c. Trying to slow down your progress for your meeting with Fanny and Apple at the Pink Lady Lounge
d. Getting in between you and that cute little hottie in that metallic grey Vios that you were tailing for the past 5 minutes hoping she would be impressed by the mamak table sized spoiler on your Kelisa.
AND please don't worry (as I can see from your sudden manic action of bursting forward like a bat out of hell to cut me off), my car cutting in front of you will not result in the following :
a. You getting fired from work
b. Seri Kembang loan sharks mistakenly throwing red paint on your gate
c. Your husband cheating on you with Fanny or Apple (although I hear Apple has this thing she does with a vodka bottle... never mind...)
d. A purple Teletubby growing out of your ass
This act of kiasu-ness is normally reserved for Singaporeans. We are Malaysians.
The Singaporeans think of us as slow and laid back. Lets at least give them that on the road.
Laid back I mean.
Go too slow and hog the road and then I'll get all agro on your ass too.