Most WTF Panic Attack (from a drunk in my car)
"Wind it down! WIND THE WINDOW DOWN!!! I don't want to puke in my pocket!"
"Fuck you man, fuck my wing ass!"
Most Strangely Erotic (from a woman)
"I'll lend you my drill anytime but you've got to drill your own hole."
Most Star Trek Induced
" If they can beam themselves off the ship, do they also beam their shit off as well?"
"Hey if I fart in the jungle do the plants get more green?"