Monday, May 25, 2009

Random 2009 Quotes

Most WTF Panic Attack (from a drunk in my car)
"Wind it down! WIND THE WINDOW DOWN!!! I don't want to puke in my pocket!"

Most Confusing
"Fuck you man, fuck my wing ass!"

Most Strangely Erotic (from a woman)
"I'll lend you my drill anytime but you've got to drill your own hole."

Most Star Trek Induced
" If they can beam themselves off the ship, do they also beam their shit off as well?"

Most -_-
"Hey if I fart in the jungle do the plants get more green?"

11 comments:

C. Andres Alderete said...

Nice. I've been accumulating quotes from work for a similar post. Tell your Star Trek friend that in the future, shit is beamed directly out of your intestines and into the sun.

Chindiana said...

Andres! I guess Trek Transporting crap is better than colonic irrigation!

farah said...

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chindiana said...

What? What? :P

But I didn't mention names....

farah said...

the fact that i cannot belif u mentioned that AS a quote!

Chindiana said...

Dont marah ler. It WAS a quote what. Lunch on me OK? :D

farah said...

hahaha.. tak marah... saje je nak cakap OI!!!! :P ok set. lunch on u. tomoro please. thank u.

Chindiana said...

um....tough got meeting. i call you if cancel. Aaliyah minum would be better!

Nex said...

Sorry I can't help it, I MUST answer that question. The Geek in me won;t leave me alone if I don't (sorry Farah :P)

In the Star Trek universe, they recycle all wastes, organic or otherwise. They're all broken down by the replicator (technology similar to the transporter, or the 'beaming' machine to the lay person) into carbon molecules, which is then stored, and later utilised to make everything, from clothing to weapon and yes, food.

So in the Star Trek universe, you literally eat your own shit.

WAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! :P

Chindiana said...

sigh......

Thanks Nex. I'm more comfortable with Andres' suggestion of beaming it into the sun!

farah said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH... thanks for the explanation Nex. it was very insightful.