I'm only saying this because I have heard this almost same sorry story from 5 women. I normally post when I have 2 examples but this one, I have 5 in the last 2 months.
What's the story morning glory eh?
Men. Batangs. Who behave like menopausing divas, like insecure selfish pansies. Men. MEN. My SPECIES who are giving the rest of us manly men (who wrestle bears before breakfast) a bad name.
AND, it's ALSO about smart, beautiful women who put up with this crap in the name of, SIIIIIIIGH...... LOVE, that little punk Cupid's bane.
Since somehow women think I am wise and patient (ladies if you see me nodding sagely, its probably the Guinness) AND some take me as their substitute gay BFF, I've heard enough of this nonsense. AGAIN I love you all. You know it BUT hey there are 5 of you out there with similar tales SO let me repeat again and please spread this out to all your girl friends out there. For these are wise words as I've only had 3 pints of Guinness.
1. If he wants to take a break but still wants to come over for comfort shag - SELFISH WANKER. Will be selfish for life. Will take you for granted and will take you entertaining him as a weakness and will keep trying his luck in the future. He's likely to shag that 18 year old Indonesian maid when you're 60 and playing mahjong with the rest of the geriatric Yaya Sisterhood.
2. If you're dating a man who is openly seeing someone else and yet he tells you he doesn't like you going out with other guys OR that he doesn't like you partying or anything along these lines - SELFISH INSECURE HYPOCRITICAL WANKER with a 2" dick.
3. If he tells you to sacrifice for him - sorry babe, you're dating a reverse transvestite. Old Skool Rules interpretation maybe, but a man just gets the job done. Done. Or he fucks up trying. Not f whining about it like a little girl. AND the very reason he's asking you to sacrifice is BECAUSE he knows he stands a good chance of getting his way. SELFISH MANIPULATIVE WANKER. Likely to blame you for unreasonable things like Man Utd losing to Liverpool.
4. If he's not decisive and behaves like a blinkered mule on roller skates at key decision making situations - MAMA'S BOY. Will put on his Invisibility Cloak sneak out the back door and hide in the MPV whenever you and the mother in law are engaged in a Woman Of the House smackdown. Worse, if he takes her side, then this is where you take that wedding ring, tack it to a durian and shove it up his ass.
But seriously, whose fault is it?
It's your emotional insecurities ladies. You only have yourselves to blame. You're that deer blinking in the headlights of that Mac truck careening towards you. You stay put hoping that driver will change course for you. You think he will? Or you HOPE he will?
SO, if you think that that dude is just plain using you please feel free to just bolt out that door. We men have a habit of NOT knowing a good thing even it's sitting on our head hitting our thick skulls with a sledgehammer and by the time we realize it you've left us at the point of no return.
Then the idiot will come back crawling, making promises of not hogging the TV every EPL Saturday night or spending more time with you and whatever shite makes your day. But he will keep forgetting the loss over time. He WILL go back to bad habits. Its just a matter of how much, AND how much YOU let him get away with it.
AND so in conclusion if you still have wanker man problems and want a real man (who wrestles bears before breakfast) to show you a good time please call 1800-CHINDIANA.