Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Cock Block



"C'mon boys! Clench them thighs! The one who can hold up his light saber longer gets my phone number"

As described in Wikipedia:

To cockblock an individual (usually a male) is a term used to describe the act of someone seeking to stop a person's sexual advances towards someone else. A cockblock or cockblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

According to an article by a freelance writer, Joshua Bernstein, in the in the New York Press, cockblocking is a "foul act in which someone interferes with another’s attempt at finding happiness inside someone’s pants.

7 comments:

S'wak said...

An effective mothod of cockblocking is a crotchkick. *ouch*

ghoul said...

Or using the Venus Flytrap?

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Chindiana said...

S'wak bro! so you resort to violence if your "just checking if you were made in Heaven..." line doesn't work? Hahaha!

Ghoul! aiyo, flashback of Ah Lim's misinterpretation of Manu Militari...
If I'm blocking another dude's wiener, I dont think putting a plant in front of my balls is going to make a difference. but that's just my POV...
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Chindiana said...

s'wak sorry meant to add = IF your pick up line doesnt work in the face of competition from another guy. (dont wanna get sued for min-information.. :P)

ghoul said...

Bwhahahahahaha Chindy, i just got some movie posters today.

Just got my hands on this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d2eBY9yF6m4/SUDO_nLS_1I/AAAAAAAAGEA/jj8VJjPTmLI/s1600-h/poster+-+terminator+salvation.jpg

and the one for Underworld: Rise of Lycans

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie_posters.php?id=12905

and others... Pink Panther 2, 7 pounds, etc :P

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S'wak said...

Hehehehe! Sounds like something out of a Matt Berry sketch...

Two guys walk into a bar and spot a gorgeous girl. Both guys knew instantly that they'd wanna bang her so both of them approach her simultaneously. Both of them throw their best pickup lines at her, but she responds to the first guy better. The second guy, in a moment of frustration, lands a big kick between the legs of his colleague, thus ending the possibility of either of them getting laid that night.

Chindiana said...

Ghoul! Pink Panther????......

S'wak! Haha! sorta warped catch 22 situation bro!