Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thought Showers

Council bans 'brainstorming' and replaces the term with 'thought showers'... for fear of offending epileptics

Wahahaha! Wankerism and idiocy continues! How much more anal and politically correct are we going to get?? Read HERE for more about Tunbridge Wells (in the UK) city council's efforts to rid the world of straight talk.

It's quite interesting, I was in the presence of some friends who were in conversation and they started talking on the subject of the world being force fed political correctness.

"What is this mentally challenged rubbish??? Retarded is retarded! That is an English word and always has been. Why change it now?"

So how do we do this? How do speak our mind without hurting the gentle ears of a hippocritical society?

Dumb Ass - Mentally Challenged Domesticated Mule?

Fuck - Having Relations?

Stupid Fuck - Mentally Challenged Relations?

Wahahaha! I could see us having more fun with this shit. Anyone up for another contest?

11 comments:

Nex said...

Not as bad as in some parts of the US where you're not allowed to cal that pine tree you put up and decorate with ornaments around the end of December a 'Christmas Tree'. What do you need to call it? either 'Holiday Tree' or 'Magic Tree'.

And they tried to ban Santa from saying 'Ho Ho Ho', because it 'could frighten children and could even be derogatory to women.'

Bastards, Retards, Birdbrains, Morons and Dickheads, the lot of them PC Whores!

Chindiana said...

Aiyo Nex! So much the angers! haha! Chill ler bro, these clowns just need to loose their virginities but before that they just need to take that stick up their arse which I assume all the while they taught they were 'having relations'.

Nex said...

Not anger lah, just bewilderment...

you know me, I'm not in the habit of use profanities, so all this political correctness don't affect me much anyway. But just reading about the reasons why they want to replace some words really make my want to reach down their throat and rip out their heart.

Chindiana said...

'Bewilderment' eh? So that's what they're calling the urge to rip out someone's heart nowadays...

:P

S'wak said...

Another word for fuck+ coitus.

Imagine driving on a rainy day, getting stuck in a jam, the feller driving the car in front of you in enjoying his smoke and letting a multitude of cars cut in front of him.

So you yell, "Ah, coitus it! What the coitus laaaa, mule cavity! Move the coitus forward laaa, you obtuse defecation!"

Han Solo said...

So what's the politically-correct term for 'mind fuck' then?

S'wak said...

Intellectual intercourse, maybe?

winniechan said...

yes yes... i read that when it was in the news. if you live here you read these moronic PC do-gooders in the news so much that it makes your blood boil. u get annoyed, then fed-up, then immune to it.

Christmas Holiday is no longer christmas holiday for fear of offending non-christians. kids not allowed to sit on santa's lap no more to avoid sexual lawsuits.

Chindi you should run a contest for finding news or anyone with thought showers on the most anally-retented politically-correct male bovine manure policies coming from holier-than-thou goody-two-shoes.

Chindiana said...

Ah Chanz! Setz!

And S'wak just for Mule Cavity i hereby bequeath upon thee a Malaysian national football team Cap! I shall present to thee as thy office in a weeks time! Waheyhey!!!!

Chindiana said...

sorry..AT thy office. i type under the influence of Watson's Beer Treatment Shampoo...

plain jane said...

i did a post some time back about saying it politically correct. quite funny really http://blablablarants.blogspot.com/2008/08/they-are-not-stupid-just-minimally.html

don't mind them minimally exceptional mules...