Friday, October 31, 2008

Why Ban Yoga??? What the Hell You Morons Been Watching?

Can someone tell me who are these people that come up with this crap? Muslim AND church groups now have found a common enemy - The EVIL YOGA EMPIRE!!! Let us descend upon this enemy with the righteous wrath of the ignorant and narrow minded zealots!!! Yoga corrupts and destroys....

C'mon fellers, tell me what have you REALLY been watching?

8 comments:

winniechan said...

apparently the 'morons' feel that practising yoga is deviant from their religion. maybe they're scared that all the meditation and the ohmming and ahhing might actually enlighten a muslim into how ridiculous some extremists are?

ghoul said...

I wanna join this group...

^_^

Chindiana said...

Winnie - its also some Christian Church groups so how la? Who out there among people who claim to represent masses TRULY does? Hannah Montana? The cast of High School Musical? The Power Rangers? A herd of Super Lamb Bananas?

Ghoul! I'm sure you do. Remember just don't get caught with a "great stretch Andrew" moment! wahahaha!

Nex said...

Ghoul, trust me, you don't want to. You can't control who joins the class, and with the hot babes you also get old aunties well pass their 'use by' date... :P

And with the recent collapse of Yoga Zone, the biggest Yoga chain in M'sia, leaving some 20,000 members out in the cold, many still servicing expensive monthly repayments to their credit cards, I say ban Yoga till it can be properly regulated..

Chindiana said...

Nex! Duuuude! Your membership with Malaysian Council of Churches or the Islamic Development Department? Haha! Chill la, yoga is yoga, let's save proper regulation for consumer rights, governmental transparency and tax free booze! :P

Anonymous said...

WINNIE CHAN said...

yes yes i know some christians also ban yoga again because of the meditatings apparently not being in line with their teachings.

don't you know, the latest Rep of the mASSes is Jonah Brothers or Jonas or Jenas Or Penis whatever la... wholesome musicians.

I'm waiting for their home-made incest videos on youtube coming up in the nest 6 months. Mark my words.

Han Solo said...

saying that yoga is anti-whatever religion is SO wrong! I've been to so many classes and none of them have ever had any Hindu elements. It may have originated in hinduism but the practice has been adapted here

Chindiana said...

Wanna bet they have never been to a yoga class?

Wanna bet some friend of theirs mentioned it to them over Keluar Minum Teh session #37 of the day and they decided it would be a great way to 'show power'?

sigh, tired of all this rubbish...

And Solo, sorry for abandoning the FB chat - it keeps going off and on and all my messages mostly not sent.