Tuesday, October 14, 2008

How is it....

I just got back from futsal. I've taken to playing with women and recovering injured dudes like myself to keep fucking up my body again. It's low impact and I still get a decent workout.
I've played futsal for almost 5 years now with guys and the lady folk. I've just one question.

How is it that after a game guys smell like wet dogs and women STILL COME OUT OF IT SMELLING LIKE VANILLA AND STRAWBERRY SUNDAES????????

12 comments:

Nex said...

That smell is not really Vanilla & Strawberry Sundae...its just female pheromone TELLING your brain to recognise it as something that's pleasant smelling to you...

Discovery channel rules!!!

Chindiana said...

Dude, when's the last time you played futsal la? I tell you its Vanilla and strawberries. Some even smell like fruits. Maybe it's the shampoo...

BUT just say you're right, the female pheromone is manupilating our brain to THINK its a pleasant smell by smelling like fruits and ice cream WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR JANTAN PHEROMONES DOING BY MAKING US SMELL LIKE SOMETHING THE CAT DRAGGED IN???

I sense a future of asexual reproduction for all man, sorry make that WOMANkind.

Nex said...

Don't need to play futsal lah...I work in the canteen of a co-ed school remember? And every day where do all the students go right after completing their PE sessions under the hot sun?

I have an explanation for how male pheromone works too, but it may be too long winded for your liking :P

Basically, we men smell like something the cat dragged in to each other, but may not be the case to 'suitable' female subjects... ;)

Han Solo said...

I'm sure it's their deodorant and/or their perfume. Honestly.

And *koff* Nex is right, some sweaty guys actually smell pretty good to us girls...heh

S'wak said...

That, my friend is the smell of heaven! See my lousy pickup line about checking blouse labels.

Chindiana said...

In the immortal words of Keanu Reeves, "Whooaaaaaa..."

So I may smell like a camels arm pit to Nex but to you, Solo, I could smell like rose petals coated in Godiva chocolate on a warm midsummer night?

Waa....Damn those girls at futsal must be really controlling themselves around me then.Wahahahaha!

Does this theory also extend to say,

A fat chick in a Ferrari still looks like a fat chick to a guy BUT a fat dude in a Ferrari looks like a Greek God to a woman?

Chindiana said...

S'wak! ooo...nice one dude - new pick up line at futsal. "Babe, with all that sweat in the air, why does it smell like Heaven when I'm around you?"

How? how?

Hey Solo, before I go further, what do guys smell like to women? Coach handbags? Jimmy Choo shoes?

winniechan said...

Men can smell like old dog's balls and women will still say he smells like a new born baby if the chemistry is there.

For me the smell of real leather turns me on. True Story.

Chindiana said...

Old dogs balls!!????? watdafuk...thanks Winnie. excuse me while i clean up my dinner from my laptop...

Leather eh? Interesting.

Han Solo said...

Handbags and shoes? Eh, no lah...for me it's usually something minty and fresh like cinnamon or the rain.

Chindiana said...

Minty fresh goodness...something you don't generally associate with men! haha!

ah lim said...

LOL!