HAH! Finally. Apologies for the delay.
There are so many different types here but since this is a contest I'm not going to categorize them now. You guys just pick which one tickles your fancy, creeps you out, makes you laugh or just made your day!
AND THE NOMINEES ARE:
The hotel banquet manager trying to pick up a model. He walks up to her and says, " Hi, my name is Kamil, Ismail Kamil.".
Repercussion - the Ah Lian model gives him her empty glass and asks him for a glass of water!
Her hubby is paying the cashier for some goods in IKEA. The makcik who is in the queue BEHIND him says to the cashier while Jane's hubby is waiting for his change;
makcik: (to the cashier) dik, kenapa panas sangat ni?
cashier: maaf lah ya, tapi hari ni ramai orang
makcik: ya ke? bukan sebab yang berdiri kat depan ni hot ke?