So this year's first Chindiana Trails contest is - Worst Pick-up lines Ever!!!
You folks send it pick-up lines that you have either used OR have had it used on you OR been in the presence of the clown who used it. Entries to be submitted under the COMMENTS section of this post.
One week from today
After the competition closes I'll compile all the entries into another post where you guys vote on the most insane line there is. EXTRA POINTS for creativity.
And of course the Prizes:
1.Nike Football Association of Malaysia caps (yeah, say it, c'mon, just say it...)
2. Nike T-shirt (L size)
3. One year supply of New Man Magazine (courtesy of he who shall not be named)
4. Happy Hours with the Chindian at a location of your choice in KL or Kota Kinabalu or Batang Berjuntai
5. Dinner voucher from Rumah Ku restaurant in PJ.
Prizes go to Top 3 winners. Contest open to everyone and anyone and also the United Kingdom readers (the three of you!) but prizes will be hand delivered only if I make my way up there again.
So far lines that have been used:
1. S'wak -
checks out label on babe's skirt and when she asks what the frak, he replies, "Just making sure that you're Made in Heaven!"
And she married him later!
2. Used on Peekz -
"You Look Tired."
Yeah, cos babe you've been running around my mind all day!"
3. Chindiana (not a line but was the first juvenile attempt at a line at age 16)
Girls of dreams walks by. Its the end of the school year and I will not be seeing her ever again. A moment of madness grabs me, I stand up and shout at my friend, "Hey Fuker don't steal my curry mee!!!" Think i was trying to impress her with my macho-ness.
Ladie's, gents and hobbits, let's get this love fest started!