Saturday, March 1, 2008

Hagrid Spotted in Damansara Intan

Popular Hogwarts gamekeeper and children's icon Hagrid the Hairy Chested was spotted knocking back a few cold ones at local pub Big Fish in Damansara Intan, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia. Oblivious to the ongoing election campaign in the country he had commented on the lovely pageantry of flags and banners that he had encountered everywhere on his first trip to Malaysia in his quest to obtain the potent Tonkat Ali, the essential sustenance for a giant's sustained um...boner.

"Lovely folk you lot", he purred when asked to comment on his impression of the country. "You just need more Bhangra music..." he added as he turned back to watch the two piece band do a decent redition of the Blues Gang's "Apo Nak di Kato".

* Hagrid is actually Anil the manager of Big Fish. A very nice and amiable feller. It must be the bushy beards....

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