Sunday, September 16, 2007

The Difference Between Us Pt 3

We're as different as night and day. Here're more reasons why.

What starts our engines :





And now, what gets the ladies breathing heavily:



Sigh......

6 comments:

Han Solo said...

Heh heh...no lah, michael douglas and woody allen (and what an unfortunate first name, tsk tsk) only do it for certain type of women, you forget specimens like jason statham, clive owen and eric bana :-). But surely you're not complaining, all you guys have to do when you grow old is amass your fortune and fame while we women have to make sure our brains are still intact AND look good at the same time...

Nex said...

Actually some guys don't even need photos of real girls. Cartoons will do, or even pencil drawings. There was this classmate of mine in college who's quite good at drawing fantasy female figures. Once some of the other guys found out and he was constantly being harassed to draw. This was of course before the internet came about.

And I found that girls respond just as well to soft cuddly toys and a few hours of 'heart-to-heart' talk; preferable with them holding the soft cuddly toy the whole time...he he he

Chindiana said...

Solo: actually after extensive research among female friend it's THEY who have admitted SECURITY ($$$) is the first thing they look for in a relationship. And of course the clive owens and eric banas are availble for the physical thing but would you see any woman in KL seriously considering dating Jason Statham if he had to take the LRT to work everyday?

And Nex...dude, that was a creepy teddy bear story man cos I would never imagine you in that position!

Han Solo said...

No you have a point, I'm not saying that power and money aren't attractive to women, it is. It's the 'caveman thing'- the caveman's instinct to look for hot women to mate with and produce healthy offspring VS the cavewoman's natural instincts to find someone with enough goats/horses/whatever to provide for her young. Of course security is important, we don't want our kids to starve to death. That's another reason why women find responsible, grounded men attractive ('He's not rich and looks like a sack of potatoes but he's hardworking and reliable, which means the kids will still be OK'). But of course some women a.k.a. golddiggers, take this to the extreme and look for guys just because of his money and that's REALLY bad. That makes the rest of us look just as pathetic.

Chindiana said...

Such a complicated web we weave...

Although if Halle Berry were running towards me screaming that I'm a hot studmuffin, the last thing on my mind would be about producing healthy offspring!

Nex said...

If Halle Berry were running towards you screaming that you're a hot studmuffin, I suggest you run in the opposite direction. Here's why:

1) Her man Gabriel Aubry may be nearby. And although he's a Model by profession, he's still a rather large guy.

2) She's currently pregnant and you might not like her extra 'lady lump'.

And the 'teddy bear story' as you put it so sensitively, serves dual purposes. One is to 'soften her up'. The other, more sinister, but more importantly, is to dig out all the back stories, idiosyncrasies, 'old baggages', and anything else that may raise alarm bells, so that you can go in with as much intel as possible.

Yeah its a complicated web we weave... :P