I'm re-posting this from last year. I created a new label (Word for the Day)because I promised myself I'd learn one unusable word a month so I fulfill some unexplainable niche in this universe.
Anyway this post was originally from April last year. I've updated it a little:
Trust the French to make masturbation sound like an act of disciplined precision. Holy frantic pumping Batman! Ha Ha! Jean-Marie Le Pen made my day with this gem. Well its good to know our Malaysian politicians aren't the only fellows who can come up with some social faux pas. Old Jean-Marie, the French presidential candidate told a gathering of parents and students that young folks should use the "manu militari" method rather than condoms as it would be much less dangerous. Less dangerous than friction marks? Heh, sorry couldn't help it... Quick! some quips on jerking off...
"What do you call a one man long range recon team from a South Pacific island?"
"Solo manu militari ! "
"What is the French translation of the Hall and Oates classic "Method of Modern Love?"
"Method of Manu Militari!"
"What's that Spanish dude doing behind that strip joint?"
C'mon folks lets keep this going!!! Impromptu contest - Everyone submits one quip in the COMMENTS section(it can be in a sentence, joke or whatever as long as you use the word Manu Militari) We all vote for the best in say a weeks time and I'll dig up a prize for best entry! Ladies and Gents, start your thinking caps!!!
* Same rules apply from previous contest, if you live in Jamaica or anywhere outside Kuala Lumpur or Seremban you pay for shipping of prize, etc, etc...